Had an extraordinary weekend in many ways. And certainly in the sense of affairs of the heart.
Three temptations! That’s a lot. Some were more interesting than others. Each and every one, an inappropriate relationship. That’s ridiculous. What are the odds of that happening? Why am I attracting this?
I think it’s a trap to make me fall. What was I served with? Height, good looking, smart, well-traveled, fun, technologist. Wow! All the things I like, but in three different inappropriate men.
Whatever! What can I say? Where is an appropriate man? Is that not the question?
On the bright side, I knew right away. That’s good training. I knew right away to be wary. And, how to deftly side-step. I’m getting quite good at that.
I could be specific but it’s quite incriminating so never mind. I can reveal something about the 3rd hooligan. This is how I’m sure it went down, from his perspective:
“Hey, I’m in town tonight but won’t be back for quite some time. I’d really like to see you. I just want to see you.”
Now, last year, I probably would have returned his call. But I’m a wiser woman this year so, nope. No return phone call. I feel really good about this.
I mean, why call me at 10pm on a Sunday. WTF? I mean, at least send me an email during daylight hours.